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A Sardar enters shop & shouts,
"Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"
Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting
for a bus?
A. Moti-vating..!!!
PAPPU FAIL KYUN HO GAYA ???
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula
for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
TEACHER : What a pair of strange
socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like
that
at home.
BY :- TOSHIT
AGGARWAL, IX E ( Club's
Moderator )
A student is taking his final exams.
He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and
then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them
out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher, alarmed, approached
him and asked what is going on?
"I am only following the instructions
-- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.''
CONTRIBUTED BY :-
RAHUL DHINGRA, IX D
LIE DETECTED
An
Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a
lie detector . The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles
of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat
15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "All right, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ
goes the machine.
CONTRIBUTED BY
:- VISHAL SHARMA, IX D
A
sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and
Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was? . . . .. . . . . . . . He opened
a
Saloon in Punjab..!!
Sardar
& his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar
says... Drink
quickly......Wife asks why... sardar says
hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee
Rs10
Sardarji
standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.................WHY?
Because, his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
Sardar
found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will
come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
By
:- Prasoon Gupta, IX D, DAVPS ( Club's
Owner)
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